The Bandit.

A turtle walked out of his house and walked toward the street. Before he walked across the street, he looked both ways. No cars were coming. He was halfway across the street but just then a black car ran over him! He fell on the ground and then got up and continued walking and just a police car came and ran over the turtle! He was laying on the ground and said, "I'll sue you all!" shouted the turtle. "Hahaha! You will never catch me alive coppers." said the bandit. "Ahhh!" shouted the bandit as he crashed. The police grabbed the bandit and before they put him in the truck the copper said, "Do you know why your going to jail?" asked the copper. "Maybe." said the bandit. "You stole a car and you smashed it into tiny bite sized pieces." said the copper.



Later at the Pawsville Jail......



"Scan him." said the chief of police. The bandit walked threw the scanner. The light beeped red. "Take him to the cell of badness." said the chief. The coppers threw the bandit in the cell. "Mmmmm! Lemonade." the bandit took the cup and drank it. "Hey you." said the bandit. "What?" the jailer asked. "Where's the bathroom?" asked the bandit. "What did you think that cup was for?" asked the jailer. The bandit fainted and fell on the floor.
                     
                                                                      The End