Fluffy's Emails to Jack Frost

Here are my letters to Jack Frost!



Me:
Dear Mr. Jack Frost,
First Question: Why are you always nipping at people's noses? Nipping is like biting, right? So are you biting people's noses? Cuz that sounds disgusting. If you are actually biting people's noses, what do they taste like?
XO,
Fluffy Catrina
Jack:
Dear Fluffy,
Thanks for your letter. I always enjoy reading fan mail. Not many people like a guy who nips at noses. Everybody loves Rudolph because of his SHINY nose, but no one likes poor Jackie Frost. In response to your question, noses often taste different depending on if the person is sick or not. The best tasting nose I ever nipped tasted like cinnamon . The worst nose I've ever nipped tasted like gasoline.
Fondest Regards,
Jack
Me: 
Dear Mr. Jack Frost,
I'm saddened by your response. If you ever need someone to run around and nip noses with, I'd be happy to join you. I once bit a toe and it was okay. I think I'll probably enjoy noses more.
Love,
Fluffy Catrina
Jack:
Fluffy, thank you for the kind offer, but I would rather work alone.
-Jack
Me: 
Jack,
C'mon we're totally friends now. I REALLY want to nip noses with you. Think we could meet Justin Beaver!
Your buddy,
Fluffy
Jack: 
Fluffy,
This conversation has taken a weird turn. I'm blocking your email account now. Please do not contact me again.

 
**So my conversation with Jack Frost didn't actually go as I planned, but I'm still excited he wrote back. Next year, maybe I'll try friending that freakish snowman.